I thought this was funny enough to share.

On Saturday night Tim and I took some old friends of mine out to dinner.  Afterwards we walked to a nearby Bar/Restaurant in Del Mar to have an after-dinner cocktail.

blackdress

We walked in and the place was mammoth so I looked around to ask where we might just find a bar.  My eyes happened on a petit brunette in your basic “Forever 21” black dress clutching what looked like a leather bound menu and talking on a cell phone.  I walked up and politely said “Excuse me, do you work here?”.  She looked up and as she stormed off she said “Do I look like I work here asshole”.  What makes this so funny (to me anyway) is that SHE did look like a waitress.  I’m guessing now the “Leather Menu”  was an overpriced purse but it was dark.

Of course, being the perfect gentleman that I am my only response could have been what I said.

“C..t”.

Sorry Girls, I know you hate that word but she caught me off guard.

Joe  09/16/2014