For my family members we can all breathe a sigh of relief. I have found the Mother of Donkey. You see, 30+ years ago a broken plastic donkey showed up on our lawn. My Mom refused to throw Donkey out and, instead, he became a fixture on her deck. After Mom died it just seemed natural that he be given proper burial so I tossed him into one of the dumpsters we used to clean out the house. But, to honor Donkey and my Mother’s Donkey (stubborn) personality, all of the family members in or near Chula Vista have a wood donkey. But now we know Donkey’s lineage. A hardware store outside of Leon, Spain. RIP Donkey.
Jumping ahead to Leon. This is just a small part of the detail above the entrance to the Cathedral there. (Left) This is the part depicting what Hell is like. Note that there is some creature getting ready to eat or do something awful to the naked man he’s holding. I think if you look closely you can see somebody else head just below the man that is probably about to lose his as well. I’m sorry if this offends anyone but if religion needs this kind of graphic, awful, imagery to tell its story then maybe its a story that shouldn’t be told. If I had more room I would show you a picture of the people in heaven. They are smiling and listening to Harp music. Really? If I had my choice between an eternity of Harp music and having my head eaten, I might choose the latter.
Keep in mind that this is just a TINY little part of the archway over the doorway going into the cathedral.
Back when this was carved (over 1,000 years ago) most people didn’t read so stories were told with imagery and statues. In Spain statues were the medium of choice. I’m guessing the guy that did this had trouble sleeping afterwards.
There’s also the statue inside the Cathedral showing somebody shoving a sharp instrument into the rib cage of Jesus as he hung on the cross. As if the guy wasn’t in enough pain. Actually, I believe that, as the story goes, Jesus refused to die so they had to kill him. Nice. Just the kind of Dogma I would want my children to grow up with.
The Catholic Cathedral wasn’t all bad. In fact, some of the work there was truly breathtaking. This picture is just one of many large stained glass windows, some of them dating back to the the 12th, 13th, 14th Centuries. There was a gap during a change in taste that happened for 200 years then the stained glass windows were finally finished in the 19th century. There is approximately 20,000 square feet of stained glass and it is magnificent. Personally, I think if they had left the story telling to this level of beautification then maybe so many people wouldn’t have been hung up and had their guts cut out while they were still alive. It’s no wonder I get anxiety attacks when I go into these places. While they are truly magnificent pieces of architecture and art, there is also a lot of what I can only call pure evil. For every beautiful piece of stained glass there are tens of thousands of dead children and women. I single them out because the Crusades did not. Anyone was fair game. Ironically Leon is such an old city that one of their heroes is a roman soldier that was killed in the 2nd or 3rd century for being Christian. Then, a hundred years or so later, it became cool to be Christian so he died for naught. various religions around the world have left us with some magnificent buildings and art but as far as I am concerned, there was never any justification for the heinous acts they have all been responsible for and it continues to this day. Anybody want to go see the Roman ruins on the coast of North Africa? Uh, I don’t think so unless you want to have your head cut off.
This is Gaudi and I (Left) drawing some sketches of the house he built in Leon for two families. A rich friend of the family’s knew Gaudi so he convinced him to come up and build them a home. I think it’s one of Gaudi’s best works (less wild) but, at the time it was shunned for being too modern. The most unbelievable thing about this house is that he built it in one year. ONE YEAR! Remember that the next time you remodel your kitchen.
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justinjeter
Not only does he flip his guitar he has some sick shoes. I am the black sheep wherever I go:)
JoeLUNA
I got home in time to see the videos now. I think my top four images for your whole trip are: 1. the square bricked bath with stairs that went down apparently underground, with flowing water, but the place didn’t fill up with water, and it was clean and flowing…. What? Kind of a crazy miracle unexplained in the middle of nowhere. 2. All the yellow arrows (any one of them or all of them). Those are great pics. 3. The cathedral detail with the upside down guy being mauled by the demon with his big hand pushing on the upside down guys face, both of them (even the demon) in torment, and the almost forgotten guy vanishing into the ground at their feet, and then the frogs or junior demons or something crawling on the outside of the little vignette. and 4. the white white white cat in the green weeds waiting ready to pounce, with his or her body held rigid in the shape of a pit viper, ignoring you, just waiting. You’ve had a lot of good images but those stand out the most so far…
Linda
This is a wonderful post Joe. I really enjoyed reading & listening to you, I am just a tired old Grandma tonight, so I am short & sweet. I miss you so it’s always good hearing your voice. That is amazing those 76 year old gals are doing so well.The basis of my Catholic upbringing was fear. What a shame so many people were martyred for their beliefs & disbeliefs. Some of the most beautiful places on earth are Cathedrals. Got to love the Pope for his posture on Gays & Birth Control & so much more. Also you can rent out the Cystine Chapel for private parties, it’s a bit pricey!!! I agree with Joe Luna, you sound great. I LOVE YOU TONS
jadenjeter
You have to ship that donkey home!!!
Tim Chan
Those are great photos and videos Joe. I love the old churches and traditional stained glass, columns and classic catholic hymns and music. I think that’s why when I went to some other more modern Christian churches, I was turned off. I’m showing my age! When I see a rock band stage and concern lighting and the singers are belting out modern day Christian Rock/Pop, I can’t help but think to myself, “Am I in Church? Or, is this American Idol?!” I much rather prefer and old Church like in your photos with Gregorian Chant. Or maybe them cranking the 90’s Enigma soundtrack? Lol Thanks for the post, it’s good to know where Donkey finally came from. I think it was a sign from your mom 🙂 Love, Tim
JoeLUNA
I like thinking of your mom and the donkey. Didn’t you guys talk about when she would “get her donkey ears back”?, meaning when she was digging in to being very stubborn. It’s nice to think of finding that donkey as a sign to think about her while you’re on your journey. Which you did and now we all have.
Love the pictures of the old ladies who are kicking your ass. Again, kind of makes you think of your mom (even though she got less strong in the end after Western Medicine put her through the poisoning). They’re great to see and inspiring.
Thanks for the detail on the Cathedrals, and for your thoughts about it. It’s awesome. Probably the people who crafted all that wanted people to stop and consider all those details. Sometimes it seems like when you really look at the details there are hidden messages in there. As if they knew what the bishop wanted them to say, but the images also tell a side story, if you’re paying attention.
You sound great!